T̸̛̟̞̦̯̹̪͇̟͔̑̇͑̀̎͋͐͌̌́̆͂̂͗̾̀̒̍̄̎̏͠ͅͅƠ̸̢̺̬̱̙̺̬̯̪͍͇̫̤̱̠͉̮͂͐̓́͂̀̽̊͗͑̉̏̀̓́̔̃͋̂͋̀͑̽̍̾̅̄͂̿̎͆Ơ̸͖̱͍̹̟͍̫̠̘̂͛͊̍̈́͐̐͆̚͜͝͝ͅ ̵̢̨̢̧͇̣̬̭̘͇̭͉͔̱͓̗̻̙̖͙̜̯͔̺̖͚̰͍͓̯̼̟͎̳̣̮̼̺̗̖̥͔̞̳̯̖̀̌̑͝ͅͅM̷̧̨̨̢̨̡̡̢̛͈̞͍̗̰̼̰̖͙̝͕͙̭̫̯̭̰̳̟͙͉̺͚͖̗̫̘̦͉͚̯̺͓̬̝̔̈̑͐͛͑̅̚͜͜ͅͅE̷̙̜͒T̵̡̧̧̧̨̰̖̻̠͍͙̲͚͙͕̬̲̣̹͈̥͍̦̬̩̣̦̯̝̻̤̺̳̺͖͇̙͔̝͇̥͙̃̇̌́̏̌̒̐̊̀̀͌͐̏͌̀̒̈́͋̿̒́̿͊͑̃̏͛̆̏̔̆̊̈́̀̈́͘̚͠͠Ā̶̢̢̢̧̝͙͈̺͚̣̳̣̟͉̟͈̫̤̩̮̥͖̯̱̦̣͇̩̬̯̬̠͊̐̍̅̋͂̎͜ͅĻ̵̤̱̼͓͈͕͕̹̞͎̗͉͖̭̦̹̜̞̯̤͖͕̠͝ ̴̧̨̨̡̨̜͓̲̠͍͎̲̬̰̹̼̠̯͎̼̳̰̳͔̣̳̼͈̦̰͚͎̝̞̞̖̘̗̙͉̥̫̦̹͋̓̑͗̇̄̒͜͜F̴̧̡͖̣̰̗̗̪̫̱̞̱̹̞̠̣͉̦̞̤̱̜̘̜̥̭͍̩̩̿̓̑̽̿̎̃͋͌̒̆̔̈́̌̂͗́̿͛͂͘͘͘͜O̴̧̧̞̳̲͍̼͈̥̳̤̯̟͈̫̙̟̻̟̣̲̜̻̘̞̭̳͚̟̲͖̻̮̥̱̲͍̯͉͉͖̣͔̩̮̝͛̾͛̀̍̐͗́͌̉͊͘̕͝͝ͅͅͅŖ̸̢̨̛̥̭̹̮͎̤͓̻͇̯̬̹̹̖̳͖͕͖̭̠̮̤̬͚̖͛͋͋̈́̈́̾̒̆͐̓̓́̈́̑̊̊͌̉̎̈̐͛̑̿̕̕͘̕͝͠ͅ ̷̡̢̧͖͖̱̩̟͖̳͕̜̯̰͍̜̜̳͇̫̺̗̭̻̣̼̼̳̪̤͇̘͕̝̣̥̜͇͎̘͈̀͆̈͊̊̈́̿͌͜͜ͅͅͅͅỲ̵̡̧̢̧̹̹͈͙͚̼̻̪͖̣͚̤̘̞͋̉̓͐̈́̊̿̔̈́́̋̆̔̅͐͗͐͂̋̈́̒̀͗͊̕͠͝Ơ̸̡̧̹̱̩͔̭̯̟̤̞̗̫̣̭̬̟̩͙̻̼͍͔̝̗͚̬̳̹̼̣̙͎͈͇̰̺͉͍͓͍͖̱̓͊͒́̈́̍̐̈́̈́̒̂̏͆̋̀̌̃̀̎̋͋̇͗̓̎̊̆͌͂̅̓̋̀̋͐̌͒̔̈́͗̃̇͛̊͘͜͜͠ͅŲ̴̨̢̫͎̘̩̮̺͉͔̯̼̞͓͈͉̠̩̯̺̬̟̟̯̳̜̲͎͔͉̪͔̙̗̩͔̊͛̆͌̔̔̆͂͒̌̀̄͛́́̎͗̿̅͛̎̆̄͐͆̽́́͗̋̉̒̿̓̏̏͊̓̊͋́͛͒̚̚̚͜͝͝ͅ ̸̨̡̧̛̝͓̖̻̱͎̣͕͓̼͕͚̫̰̲̦̦̙̲̘̬͕̹͔̥̱͓̄̆̀̑͛̾͐̿̎͑͌̐̑́̅̆́̔͐̔̋͐̚͜ͅ T̸̛̟̞̦̯̹̪͇̟͔̑̇͑̀̎͋͐͌̌́̆͂̂͗̾̀̒̍̄̎̏͠ͅͅƠ̸̢̺̬̱̙̺̬̯̪͍͇̫̤̱̠͉̮͂͐̓́͂̀̽̊͗͑̉̏̀̓́̔̃͋̂͋̀͑̽̍̾̅̄͂̿̎͆Ơ̸͖̱͍̹̟͍̫̠̘̂͛͊̍̈́͐̐͆̚͜͝͝ͅ ̵̢̨̢̧͇̣̬̭̘͇̭͉͔̱͓̗̻̙̖͙̜̯͔̺̖͚̰͍͓̯̼̟͎̳̣̮̼̺̗̖̥͔̞̳̯̖̀̌̑͝ͅͅM̷̧̨̨̢̨̡̡̢̛͈̞͍̗̰̼̰̖͙̝͕͙̭̫̯̭̰̳̟͙͉̺͚͖̗̫̘̦͉͚̯̺͓̬̝̔̈̑͐͛͑̅̚͜͜ͅͅE̷̙̜͒T̵̡̧̧̧̨̰̖̻̠͍͙̲͚͙͕̬̲̣̹͈̥͍̦̬̩̣̦̯̝̻̤̺̳̺͖͇̙͔̝͇̥͙̃̇̌́̏̌̒̐̊̀̀͌͐̏͌̀̒̈́͋̿̒́̿͊͑̃̏͛̆̏̔̆̊̈́̀̈́͘̚͠͠Ā̶̢̢̢̧̝͙͈̺͚̣̳̣̟͉̟͈̫̤̩̮̥͖̯̱̦̣͇̩̬̯̬̠͊̐̍̅̋͂̎͜ͅĻ̵̤̱̼͓͈͕͕̹̞͎̗͉͖̭̦̹̜̞̯̤͖͕̠͝ ̴̧̨̨̡̨̜͓̲̠͍͎̲̬̰̹̼̠̯͎̼̳̰̳͔̣̳̼͈̦̰͚͎̝̞̞̖̘̗̙͉̥̫̦̹͋̓̑͗̇̄̒͜͜F̴̧̡͖̣̰̗̗̪̫̱̞̱̹̞̠̣͉̦̞̤̱̜̘̜̥̭͍̩̩̿̓̑̽̿̎̃͋͌̒̆̔̈́̌̂͗́̿͛͂͘͘͘͜O̴̧̧̞̳̲͍̼͈̥̳̤̯̟͈̫̙̟̻̟̣̲̜̻̘̞̭̳͚̟̲͖̻̮̥̱̲͍̯͉͉͖̣͔̩̮̝͛̾͛̀̍̐͗́͌̉͊͘̕͝͝ͅͅͅŖ̸̢̨̛̥̭̹̮͎̤͓̻͇̯̬̹̹̖̳͖͕͖̭̠̮̤̬͚̖͛͋͋̈́̈́̾̒̆͐̓̓́̈́̑̊̊͌̉̎̈̐͛̑̿̕̕͘̕͝͠ͅ ̷̡̢̧͖͖̱̩̟͖̳͕̜̯̰͍̜̜̳͇̫̺̗̭̻̣̼̼̳̪̤͇̘͕̝̣̥̜͇͎̘͈̀͆̈͊̊̈́̿͌͜͜ͅͅͅͅỲ̵̡̧̢̧̹̹͈͙͚̼̻̪͖̣͚̤̘̞͋̉̓͐̈́̊̿̔̈́́̋̆̔̅͐͗͐͂̋̈́̒̀͗͊̕͠͝Ơ̸̡̧̹̱̩͔̭̯̟̤̞̗̫̣̭̬̟̩͙̻̼͍͔̝̗͚̬̳̹̼̣̙͎͈͇̰̺͉͍͓͍͖̱̓͊͒́̈́̍̐̈́̈́̒̂̏͆̋̀̌̃̀̎̋͋̇͗̓̎̊̆͌͂̅̓̋̀̋͐̌͒̔̈́͗̃̇͛̊͘͜͜͠ͅŲ̴̨̢̫͎̘̩̮̺͉͔̯̼̞͓͈͉̠̩̯̺̬̟̟̯̳̜̲͎͔͉̪͔̙̗̩͔̊͛̆͌̔̔̆͂͒̌̀̄͛́́̎͗̿̅͛̎̆̄͐͆̽́́͗̋̉̒̿̓̏̏͊̓̊͋́͛͒̚̚̚͜͝͝ͅ ̸̨̡̧̛̝͓̖̻̱͎̣͕͓̼͕͚̫̰̲̦̦̙̲̘̬͕̹͔̥̱͓̄̆̀̑͛̾͐̿̎͑͌̐̑́̅̆́̔͐̔̋͐̚͜ͅ T̸̛̟̞̦̯̹̪͇̟͔̑̇͑̀̎͋͐͌̌́̆͂̂͗̾̀̒̍̄̎̏͠ͅͅƠ̸̢̺̬̱̙̺̬̯̪͍͇̫̤̱̠͉̮͂͐̓́͂̀̽̊͗͑̉̏̀̓́̔̃͋̂͋̀͑̽̍̾̅̄͂̿̎͆Ơ̸͖̱͍̹̟͍̫̠̘̂͛͊̍̈́͐̐͆̚͜͝͝ͅ ̵̢̨̢̧͇̣̬̭̘͇̭͉͔̱͓̗̻̙̖͙̜̯͔̺̖͚̰͍͓̯̼̟͎̳̣̮̼̺̗̖̥͔̞̳̯̖̀̌̑͝ͅͅM̷̧̨̨̢̨̡̡̢̛͈̞͍̗̰̼̰̖͙̝͕͙̭̫̯̭̰̳̟͙͉̺͚͖̗̫̘̦͉͚̯̺͓̬̝̔̈̑͐͛͑̅̚͜͜ͅͅE̷̙̜͒T̵̡̧̧̧̨̰̖̻̠͍͙̲͚͙͕̬̲̣̹͈̥͍̦̬̩̣̦̯̝̻̤̺̳̺͖͇̙͔̝͇̥͙̃̇̌́̏̌̒̐̊̀̀͌͐̏͌̀̒̈́͋̿̒́̿͊͑̃̏͛̆̏̔̆̊̈́̀̈́͘̚͠͠Ā̶̢̢̢̧̝͙͈̺͚̣̳̣̟͉̟͈̫̤̩̮̥͖̯̱̦̣͇̩̬̯̬̠͊̐̍̅̋͂̎͜ͅĻ̵̤̱̼͓͈͕͕̹̞͎̗͉͖̭̦̹̜̞̯̤͖͕̠͝
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My Uncle Mark's A Fuckin' Dick (2020)
Gerard Torbitt Art

My Uncle Mark's A Fuckin' Dick (2020)

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14X18" Acrylic on Canvas Board

This is a portrait of my uncle Mark. He's an absolute knobhead and a notorious firebug. Collapsed one of his lungs while doing buckets.

For Sale, he says he wants a cut of it to buy a 9 bar.